Funny Quotes 87 A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.
Funny Quotes 86 Take revenge. Crap on a pigeon
Funny Quotes 85 The problem with political jokes is they get elected
Funny Quotes 84 Yoda: Up the shut f**k you must
Funny Quotes 82 As you get older three things happen. First you lose your memory. I can’t remember the other two…
Funny Quotes 81 If you want to get laid, crawl up to a chicken’s ass and wait
Funny Quotes 80 I’m not saying I hate you. I’m just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.
Funny Quotes 79 They say swearing is due to a limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer “F**K off” to “Go away”
Funny Quotes 78 My life. My choices. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your business.
Funny Quotes 77 Some people are like Slinkies. They don’t really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.