Funny Quotes 26 Respect your parents. They passed school without Google.
Funny Quotes 25 I gotta dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong too and said this is awkward
Funny Quotes 24 How to tell someone they have bad breath, “Well I’m bored, let’s go brush our teeth.”
Funny Quotes 23 With great power comes a great electricity bill
Funny Quotes 22 I will not keep calm and you can F*ck off
Funny Quotes 21 Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most, never use it
Funny Quotes 20 I hate when people are at your house and ask “Hey, do you have a bathroom?” and I’m just like “No, not at all. We poop in the yard.”
Funny Quotes 19 Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth
Funny Quotes 18 Going to McDonalds for salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug
Funny Quotes 17 My friend thinks he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.