Funny Quotes 56 Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Funny Quotes 55 Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Funny Quotes 54 I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
Funny Quotes 83 I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
Funny Quotes 53 What happens if you get scared half to death… twice?
Funny Quotes 52 Ok… so what’s the speed of dark?
Funny Quotes 51 How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?… Raise my hand
Funny Quotes 50 Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Funny Quotes 49 Curiosity kills more mice than cats