Funny Quotes 92 If women ruled the world, there would be no wars, just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other
Funny Quotes 91 Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly, “You can see me?”
Funny Quotes 82 As you get older three things happen. First you lose your memory. I can’t remember the other two…
Funny Quotes 67 I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Funny Quotes 65 Isn’t it funny that the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in latin and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’
Funny Quotes 63 If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of it’s nose?
Funny Quotes 62 I’m not paranoid, just terribly, terribly alert…
Funny Quotes 55 Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Funny Quotes 54 I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
Funny Quotes 51 How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?… Raise my hand