Funny Quotes 75 Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears. Duh.
Funny Quotes 70 I changed my password to “incorrect” so when I forget my password my computer will say, “Your password is incorrect”
Funny Quotes 66 There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t
Funny Quotes 59 If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
Funny Quotes 58 We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Funny Quotes 53 What happens if you get scared half to death… twice?
Funny Quotes 48 There is a difference between and open mind and a hole in your head
Funny Quotes 41 Do you know what would look good on you? Me!
Funny Quotes 37 Hey baby, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo til I Google all over your Facebook
Funny Quotes 32 Swearing – Because sometimes “gosh darn” and “meanie head” just don’t cover it