Funny Quotes 11 Oh, so you want to argue? Bring it on. I’ve got my CAPS LOCK ON!
Funny Quotes 10 Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed
Funny Quotes 9 A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
Funny Quotes 8 I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole
Funny Quotes 7 3 am phone call…”Hey are you asleep?”…No, I’m skydiving
Funny Quotes 6 Follow your heart, but take your brain with you
Funny Quotes 5 Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues
Funny Quotes 4 I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.