Funny Quotes 49 Curiosity kills more mice than cats
Funny Quotes 41 Do you know what would look good on you? Me!
Funny Quotes 40 It’s all fun and games until the cops get called…then it’s hide and seek
Funny Quotes 39 Let’s eat grandpa. Let’s eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person’s life
Funny Quotes 38 I heard your a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach
Funny Quotes 37 Hey baby, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo til I Google all over your Facebook
Funny Quotes 36 Did you know, if you say “Raise up lights” you just said “Razor blades” in an Australian accent. Now try saying “Well oil beef hooked”
Funny Quotes 34 I don’t need sex…the government f*cks me everyday
Funny Quotes 33 I’ve lost my teddy bear…do you want to sleep with me tonight?
Funny Quotes 32 Swearing – Because sometimes “gosh darn” and “meanie head” just don’t cover it