Funny Quotes 331-340
Funny Quotes 202-210
Funny Quotes 221-230
Funny Quotes 101 When I have children I’m going to make them watch the movie “2012” and tell them I survived that
Funny Quotes 93 I used up all my sick days, so now I have to call in dead
Funny Quotes 89 The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
Funny Quotes 81 If you want to get laid, crawl up to a chicken’s ass and wait
Funny Quotes 77 Some people are like Slinkies. They don’t really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Funny Quotes 67 I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Funny Quotes 66 There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t