Funny Quotes 85 The problem with political jokes is they get elected
Funny Quotes 79 They say swearing is due to a limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer “F**K off” to “Go away”
Funny Quotes 61 Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Funny Quotes 57 Mirror, mirror on the wall, what the @$#% happened!!!
Funny Quotes 56 Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Funny Quotes 53 What happens if you get scared half to death… twice?
Funny Quotes 39 Let’s eat grandpa. Let’s eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person’s life
Funny Quotes 27 The older I get, the more I realize how much I f*cking hate people
Funny Quotes 26 Respect your parents. They passed school without Google.
Funny Quotes 24 How to tell someone they have bad breath, “Well I’m bored, let’s go brush our teeth.”