Funny Quotes 71 Alcohol does not solve problems, but neither does milk
Funny Quotes 68 I want to make my name on Facebook “Nobody” so when I see something stupid I can like it, and it will say, “Nobody likes this”.
Funny Quotes 64 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out?”
Funny Quotes 61 Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Funny Quotes 57 Mirror, mirror on the wall, what the @$#% happened!!!
Funny Quotes 49 Curiosity kills more mice than cats
Funny Quotes 43 Oops…I just dropped the f*ck I was about to give
Funny Quotes 39 Let’s eat grandpa. Let’s eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person’s life
Funny Quotes 38 I heard your a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach
Funny Quotes 37 Hey baby, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo til I Google all over your Facebook